a-ckleholic: gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
how to prepare for exams: cry
Misha's joke: so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?'
cassiesandsnark: you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
porndirector: i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
scraggay: boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys